My Dream Last Night

Gawd, I was in heaven!

My American Idol Audition

I wonder if these leather buttless chaps makes me look fat? I guess I'll have to order those non-fat skinny lattes from Starbucks for now on. Only if Danny Noriega was seeing me now.

Boy do I have a major man crush on that nancyboy! I love those latin dicks in my browneye.

Village People Tryout

Look at me strike a pose and gaze into my lover's eyes! Oh yeah, slap some rouge on me and tuck my small penis and balls between my legs and call me Susan! I love the cock.

What Can I say, it's True!

I need to start walking my fat ass to subway like Jarod!